Tori-isms

My daughter Tori (who is 9) says some pretty funny things. Im gonna keep track of them here...
-I gave her a little pep talk about getting a period. Yes, shes only 9, but you never can be too careful. Later, she must have been still thinking about it cause she asked me "do I have to go to the dr. to get my triangle thing?"
-So while I was making dinner, the baby was in his bouncer screaming. I asked Tori to go fix him..."Im not giving my brother a vasectomy!!!" -now this one, she wasnt serious, but its still funny.
When holding the baby on her shoulder, I said, "hold his head so it doesnt fall". Alarmed, she looked at me and said "off!?!?"
In response to a commercial advertising a walk to raise money for breastcancer. She says "How far do you have to walk to not get cancer?"